Van Damme And Diaz Brothers Train Together
Jean Claude Van Damme just pulled a page right out of Steven Seagal’s book. Apparently he’s starving for some attention and has decided to ride the coat tails of Nate Diaz’ huge win over Conor McGregor at UFC 196. Nate’s “upset” win has catapulted him into the spotlight and along with that has come some blood suckers looking to get a piece. The next thing you know, we’ll be hearing from Jean Claude Van Damme how he taught Nate Diaz his spinning back-fist.
What’s Next, Walking You Out?
For the love of God. Nate, please do not let me see Jean Claude Van Damme, wearing yellow shooting glasses, walking out with you and your crew at your next fight. I don’t know what kind of shit Van Damme’s new PR crew are pulling, but don’t let them blood-suck you into their game. I mean, yeah Bloodsport was the shit back in ’89, or whenever the fuck it came out, but let’s not forget where we first saw Van Damme…
That’s right, Jean Claude Van Damme was an extra in Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo. What does that tell you. It tells you this guy’s pretty much willing to do anything for a pay check. Nate, let me remind you who are and why myself and millions of other “mother fuckers” love your fuckin’ ass. It’s because we don’t expect you to be doing some shit like training with Van Damme. We’re happy you made it bro, truly.
I gotta give it up to Nate though. I wouldn’t balk at the chance to hang with Van Damme. He’s probably got hot pussy dripping from his faucets…even if he is gay. But please Nate, I beg you, let’s keep it at this level. If we start seeing Van Damme walking out with you or sitting Octagon side for one of your fights, you’re going to get your 209 card pulled.
And the next time some celebrity wants to hang with you, and they got people around you taking pictures, shooting video, doing what they do, those paparazzi stuntin’ bitches that live their life behind a lens…tell them boys to ease up. Cause if you aint getting paid for it, somebody else is.
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